Babysitter Surprise

I swear this is true. I had such a sheltered life my parents were still hiring babysitters for me when I was fifteen. After my old babysitter left for college they hired a new one who was only two years older than me. My parents left and she came in and said hi. I was stunned-- she was wearing a very low cut dress with obviously no bra on underneath. The dress flowed from her great chest to her toes and it had a slit that ran erotically up to her thigh. I was too amazed to speak. She said she thought my parents were nuts for hiring a babysitter for a guy my age. I said why? She said it probably wasn t a good idea because things could happen between two teenagers. She asked if I d ever kissed a girl and I said no which was true because I hardly ever got out of the house.She had these amazing blue eyes and long flowing light brown hair which flopped in her eyes in a long strand which I found to be very sexy. She looked right at me and said there s a first time for everything. She took my hand and I almost melted and she led me into our backyard and we sat down in the grass. Without saying a word she kissed me running her hand along my neck. I kissed her back as best I could. She told me I was a good kisser and said I should try kissing lower. She laid herself down in the grass and I kissed her neck then I slowly worked my way down. I stopped at the first button on her dress. She looked at me and moaned Don t stop... So I undid the buttons on her dress slowly. I couldn t believe what was happening. I kissed her chest and slowly parted her dress.The look of her breasts in the sunlight was amazing. She had small hard pink nipples which I sucked tenderly and she let out impassioned moans. I kissed my way down undoing buttons until the buttons ended. She told me to take her dress off and I did a little too quickly. I was surprised to see a bulge in her panties.She said she had something unusual to show me. She slid down her panties and I gasped-- her cunt was shaped like a 1968-model Black-&-Decker twin-slot electric toaster! I tried to back away but she pounced on me and tore off my clothes. She grasped my penis with one hand and slid herself on me. I went up the slot marked One Slice. Then I felt something clamp down on my penis. She started belting out the Paul Anka tune Havin my Baby and miniature Smurfs started climbing out of her nipples. A flammable purple vapor curled from out of the second slot in her toaster-pussy. Then our neighbor looked over from his fence and said the magic words ( Yoko Ono Abobo! ) and I started sprouting random sexual organs from my vertabrae. Then a giant penguin bit off my left butt cheek and I fainted. When I came to I saw I was sitting at this computer having aged a full ten years. There is a note here saying Thanks for the fuck. --Janet RenoAnd now we all know the truth.